I am not cool cause I am not Britannian,
I am not cool cause I am Italian,
I am not cool cause I am too tall,
I am not cool cause I get too stoned,
I am not cool cause I am alone,
I am not cool cause I lost my job,
I am not cool cause I lost my dogs,
I am not cool cause I talk like that,
I am not cool cause I have no flat,
I am not cool cause I am obsessed,
I am not cool cause for a while I didn’t t have any sex,
I am not cool cause I always need a wax,
I am not cool cause I am insecure,
I am not cool cause I am very obscure....

from an Aeroplanitaliani's song...it's quite real...